I don't know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.....Bill Cosby

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Treat Your Vagina Better than Your Nails....


For years probably since 12 or 13 I have had many discussions as to what defines good vagina, wetness, warmth, dudes not lasting ten minutes and more. It’s really a haven for useful information check it out again and see if you can learn something, one reader Kimberlee went as far as letting women know you have to take more care of your vagina than you do your nails and toes.

The thing is, is many females don’t take care of their vaginas like they do their hair and nails. They always screaming I need 10 inches or bigger. The vagina, although made to carry and birth children, is not made for dicks like baby legs.

For one, hygiene is key.

Second, not using over the counter products to the extent that you damage the natural balance of the vagina (which will produce malodorous scents.

Third, know your vagina’s limitations. With anything that is stretched there should be a period of healing.

If your vagina needs 10 or better, your pussy is about done. You have to always fuck wit nuccas with dicks that big. That is not good in a world of average men who have average dicks. THEY will be the ones to get that pussy, then tell their boys you ruined. (or RUNT) ~ KimberleeEverybody wants good p*ssy. Men want to stick it, women want to get it. Women want good p*ssy so much that they are getting cosmetic surgery to achieve it their goal. ‘Operations to make the external appearance more “attractive” and reshaping the vagina to counter laxity after childbirth.’ I think that’s a bit extreme when all you have to do are a few simple exercises to get it tighter. So, for all the ladies who want to know exactly what good vagina is, I’m going to break it down for you.

Good P*ssy is visually pleasing, has a mouth watering aroma, and feels great. I know some women who know how to work it, but don’t have good p*ssy. So if you’ve been wondering what is good p*ssy, let me break it down for you.

Visually pleasing - Although we sometimes call sex bumping uglies there are a few vaginas that are down right beautiful. I know a girl who has the Lauren London of coochies. It’s so pretty, her lips are perfect, not too big not too small, and her clitoris sits on top of her vagina like the queen of Egypt on her throne. Some ladies know this and they are getting labioplasty to make their lips smaller in an effort to make it more attractive. I like nice sized lips because I can put them in my mouth and lick them. A good looking vagina is Kodak picture perfect.

The Aroma - Good coochie does not smell like water, it has a scent so amazing that you want to wear it on your face. If your water smell like coochie then you need to call your water company. I wrote a smell guide you can read by clicking here and it shouldn’t smell like flowers or fruit. I mean body sprays are cool and all but if you truly possess good vagina you don’t need anything to cover the smell of it. If any of you worked in a office before you know there are some funky women in the world. Stay fresh and you’re on your way to achieving good coochie.

It Feels Good - The best part of good p*ssy is that it feels absolutely amazing. As soon as you stick it in, you can feel the warmth of her insides, the wetness of her hole, and the walls tend to massage a man’s shaft. She doesn’t have to know how to work it, because it’s more about the feeling than what she can do with it. Now, most women get wet, but some get too wet and others don’t get wet enough. There is a preferred level of wetness. Now this has nothing to do making a woman squirt, that’s a whole other blog.

3 comments:

Anonymous,  January 27, 2009 at 11:55 AM  

Hmmmm based on this bloggers opinion. I'd agree....Those counter products in time breaks your vagina walls where we women should naturally spring/flush giving off that hypnotic aroma to our male species inviting them to dine leaving them licking not only your lips but their fingers too cause its soooo good! OH and No Ladies, Don't get it twisted, its not just our "visual" attraction to man they just think so. I must say and proud to say.....I have that Perfect package of normal lips and sensually sweet softness that snugs onto her visiting friend like a glove. Attracting him like a moth to a flame....My lil diva invites him in, hugs his head as he penetrates. Its enticing him with anticipation where my hips whind slowly caressing and massaging in his every stroke while feeling my warmth inch by inch until he's nestled in my canal of heaven for a hot moment/sec. Continuous forehead vein popping explosion per the excitment.....well that's enough. You get what I'm talking about. Ladies leave the fucking acrylic nails, vinegar, etc. alone and pay more attention to your body. NOW, All that Fat over lapping lips and hanging clits are throw up nasty!! I recently told and saw pics where HUGE clits actually exists!!! I thought it was due to worn out pussy from fucking too much! But a clit that stands at attention like a 3 year old boy erect penis is disgusting. Who wanna suck on that? Anyhoo, I agree with naturally keeping the vagina physically fit without the surgery. Leave the surgery for other things you wanna enhance. Women if ur shit is frowzy! Start eating the right foods, drink plenty of water and stop the bullshit. If you want the "head" to please you, you gotta please the "head". C'mon ladiessssss. or shit! please yourself cause their ain't nothing worse than a funky office chair. Blogger that was funny about the office women statement. I don't visit around the office much but that bathroom do linger unattractive aromas. I feel sorry for THAT man! Anyhoo, here's a tip for you women who loves to take baths. Don't use all that body sweetners, bubble baths type products this and that in your area. Use a mild soap. Avoid irritation cause that'll lead to a "ugly" pussy. and if all that water be swishing up in you.... your ass too damn loose! tighten up!!!!

CRAXXI January 27, 2009 at 12:02 PM  

4 reall ! You are stupid.....3 year old boy(?) that is hilarious...holla

Unknown January 28, 2009 at 3:45 PM  

you a fool wit it!!...I dunno but all I can say is TIGHT JUICEBOX!!

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