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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Head on the FIRST DATE...MAKE SURE YOU DO THE SMELL TASTE!


Do you give head on the first date? It’s funny what people will and will not do on the first date. Even the first time having sex. I know people who will sleep with someone on the first date, but they won’t give head. I know others who will give head, and not go all the way. I can understand that last statement, but I still feel the need to give everyone a few reasons why head should be giving on the first date, if you like that person.

Go Hard Or Go Home

If you decide to give it up on the first nights, which is okay if you are a consenting adult or sexual intellectual then why not go all the way? Head only makes the sex better. That is of course assuming you know what you’re doing. If you don’t know how to give decent head you should find a partner to practice with and do it all the time. Practice makes perfect.
Use What You Got

Now, I don’t just go around tasting anyone. I still do this day have not tasted and will not taste some of the ladies I’ve been with, but I mean I know from jump that baring the smell i’ll be taking a lick. I know that if I give that bomb head it’s more of a chance that she’ll be hooked. Good D will make a chick crazy, but good head and good D Priceless. Might as well hook em from day one right?
It doesn’t have to be the first date, but the first time you have sex, head should be mandatory. If it’s on the first date then so be it, go hard or go home.

Do you give head on the first date or do you tend to wait until you’re more comfortable? Let the forum begin.
via BLOGXILLA

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Treat Your Vagina Better than Your Nails....


For years probably since 12 or 13 I have had many discussions as to what defines good vagina, wetness, warmth, dudes not lasting ten minutes and more. It’s really a haven for useful information check it out again and see if you can learn something, one reader Kimberlee went as far as letting women know you have to take more care of your vagina than you do your nails and toes.

The thing is, is many females don’t take care of their vaginas like they do their hair and nails. They always screaming I need 10 inches or bigger. The vagina, although made to carry and birth children, is not made for dicks like baby legs.

For one, hygiene is key.

Second, not using over the counter products to the extent that you damage the natural balance of the vagina (which will produce malodorous scents.

Third, know your vagina’s limitations. With anything that is stretched there should be a period of healing.

If your vagina needs 10 or better, your pussy is about done. You have to always fuck wit nuccas with dicks that big. That is not good in a world of average men who have average dicks. THEY will be the ones to get that pussy, then tell their boys you ruined. (or RUNT) ~ KimberleeEverybody wants good p*ssy. Men want to stick it, women want to get it. Women want good p*ssy so much that they are getting cosmetic surgery to achieve it their goal. ‘Operations to make the external appearance more “attractive” and reshaping the vagina to counter laxity after childbirth.’ I think that’s a bit extreme when all you have to do are a few simple exercises to get it tighter. So, for all the ladies who want to know exactly what good vagina is, I’m going to break it down for you.

Good P*ssy is visually pleasing, has a mouth watering aroma, and feels great. I know some women who know how to work it, but don’t have good p*ssy. So if you’ve been wondering what is good p*ssy, let me break it down for you.

Visually pleasing - Although we sometimes call sex bumping uglies there are a few vaginas that are down right beautiful. I know a girl who has the Lauren London of coochies. It’s so pretty, her lips are perfect, not too big not too small, and her clitoris sits on top of her vagina like the queen of Egypt on her throne. Some ladies know this and they are getting labioplasty to make their lips smaller in an effort to make it more attractive. I like nice sized lips because I can put them in my mouth and lick them. A good looking vagina is Kodak picture perfect.

The Aroma - Good coochie does not smell like water, it has a scent so amazing that you want to wear it on your face. If your water smell like coochie then you need to call your water company. I wrote a smell guide you can read by clicking here and it shouldn’t smell like flowers or fruit. I mean body sprays are cool and all but if you truly possess good vagina you don’t need anything to cover the smell of it. If any of you worked in a office before you know there are some funky women in the world. Stay fresh and you’re on your way to achieving good coochie.

It Feels Good - The best part of good p*ssy is that it feels absolutely amazing. As soon as you stick it in, you can feel the warmth of her insides, the wetness of her hole, and the walls tend to massage a man’s shaft. She doesn’t have to know how to work it, because it’s more about the feeling than what she can do with it. Now, most women get wet, but some get too wet and others don’t get wet enough. There is a preferred level of wetness. Now this has nothing to do making a woman squirt, that’s a whole other blog.

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

4 Types of Woman you Will Meet on MySpace...

I was doing my internet hustle and came across a very interesting post on Blogxilla!

If you have a myspace page you’ve probably had someone try to holla at you or tried to holla at someone. Fact is, meeting someone online is becoming more and more acceptable. So before you start actually replying to messages or try to holla here is a list of the type of woman you can expect to meet on myspace.

1.The One Line Chick
This woman doesn’t have anything on her page other than pictures and quizzes. If you decide to send her a message all you’ll get in reply is an incomplete sentence or am answer to your question if you decide to entertain her and see where her head is at she’ll continue to reply to you in short answers even if she likes you back.
Profile song - Something by Lil Boosie, Uncle Murder or a song about popping the booty, using drugs or having sex.
What to expect from her - Boring conversations via messages, email and chat, but the funny thing she may be fun to hang around in person. If you get to that level with the typed slang and one word replies.

2.The Designer Fashion Chick
More than likely this woman has a designer in her display name. Ms. Louie Bag Chic, The Fierce Fendi Female, or Gucci Girl. Don’t be surprised if she has a few dollar signs in her name. More than likely she’s a beneficiary of a trick, d-boy or rapper. You can usually find this out be searching the comment section, pictures and her about me section. Rest assure her profile will have something of the following “LIVIN LIFE 2 Da Fullest Lettin No B*TCH & No N*GGA Make Me Worry I’m TOP NOTCH & I’MA GO GETTA SO BELIEVE IMA GET ME REAL TALK!!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!”
Profile song - Something by Beyonce, Keyshia Cole, or Khia
What to expect from her - Messages in all caps, a lot of curse words and if you do meet her in person expect to spend a lot of money. Look on the bright side, you could hit it for a fake pocket book.

3.The Cool Chick
This is the girl who is just super cool, down to earth and likes all the same things you like. She’s likely to leave her house in a scarf and flip flops and possibly uploaded pics of her making funny faces, doing something funny or just laying around the house.
Profile song - her profile song is bound to be a song that most people would like or something you never heard before bit feel I’m love with as soon as the beat drop.
What to expect from her - She will laugh with you and at you, school you to useful information and all around make you a better person.

4.The Single Mother
On myspace one thing you’re almost bound to meet is the single mother. Since she can’t go out on the town as much as she would like she tends to spend a lot of time on social networks. She’s probably one of the coolest females you’ll meet online. But be aware that there are different types of baby mothers. The strong mom who is doing everything she can to make sure her kids have the best life possible, the mother who is looking for someone to take her, and her kids to chuck e cheese, the broken hearted mother looking for love, and about 50 other single mother stereotypes. In a single mother you can find the love of your life, a kid you can be proud of like they were your own or you can find the biggest headache you’ll ever find.
Profile song - Lauren Hill’s Zion, Common, Jill Scott, or something else eclectic and representing her struggle. You may also hear some snap music, crunk music or Soulja Boy songs. It all depends on the type of single mother you just click on.
What to expect from her - Anything in the world. Single mothers are the most complex and diverse type of female there is. Again you may find your future wife, or you may find a woman who you hate, but just can’t shake.

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