I don't know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.....Bill Cosby

Thursday, January 15, 2009

hmmmm....HOE into HOUSEWIFE!!!!!


Today I was talking to some friends and the topic of girls having a “whorish time in their life” came up. The reason this came up is that one of our friends, who we kicked it with all the time, fell off. No calls, no text messages, no outings/clubs…NOTHING! Yet we kept seeing new pics on FB, so we were like WTF? Then we noticed the people she was hanging with so we came to the conclusion that she must be going through her “whorish time”.
The reality of it…females try to hide their “whorish time” at some point. They know they will be classified as “loose”. The definition varies for different women, but one consistency is known to be true! The girl is having sex with a lot of males and none of those dudes are her “main man”. Now I know the men are thinking, “that chick is a whore”, but let’s break it down, gentlemen! The same way dudes don’t always want “a girl”, females don’t always want “a man”. Therefore she may have two dudes here, two dudes there, etc… Does that make her a whore? NO!!!! If she continues this behavior forever then yes, she could be considered a “whore”. If she’s a “sex fiend”, then more power to her. For the most part girls will have a year run and then settle down and realize the errors of her ways. For example, everyone knows the girl from college that every dude hit was the first one to get married. Or the chicks who gave “brain” to the whole football team or the one who was caught tounging down some dude in her after college life. Those girls you called to knock off real quick, the chicks who loved the “fruits” you ate…all ended up with boyfriends and husbands.
Now for all of you dudes who say, “I would never date a girl like that”, let me be the first to tell you, every girl has fucked a dude on vacation, been used for sex or head, and has used dudes for the same reasons (sorry to burst your bubble fellas… girls do it to!!). Does one phase in her life make her not worthy of having a man or a husband? NO!!! The reality IS that every guy wants “a whore”, they just do not want everyone to know she is “a whore”. SO, LADIES “whore” for a little while, BE SAFE and get your skills up until you find the dude who is just as much of a FREAK as you…..

1 comments:

Anonymous,  January 16, 2009 at 7:12 AM  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'mma need you to change your "every" girl to some or maybe most. Cause not EVERY girl let men/man hit it. Vacation or not. Some women cherish their bodies. Now if circumstances changes in ones life. That's a different story...

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